Pope Will Eat Itself

The pope died from septic shock and cardiocirculatory collapse, the Vatican said Sunday.

Well, not quite eaten himself up, but you know what I mean. A pity he didn't died one day earlier (April Fool's Day), as I could've pull a fast one on all those catholic I knew. But then again, I knew none. And the point of this post? I just thought that's a cool headline I thought of.